He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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