Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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