she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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