where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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