If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Randomize
