I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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