When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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