Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
God I need to hump something, right now.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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