Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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