I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
