did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Shame is for Republicans.
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