I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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