somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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