Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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