Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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