I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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