my mouth tastes like poor choices
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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