I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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