Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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