they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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