what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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