I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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