I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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