I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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