dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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