Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
