i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
