I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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