I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My breasts were aching with rage.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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