Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
