U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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