On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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