Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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