weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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