butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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