we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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