We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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