Christians are straight up FREAKS
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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