So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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