Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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