Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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