I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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