her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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