I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
