Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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