You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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