new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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