Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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