Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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