I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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